long time no see, I started a 43 things, yay goals! Hopefully I can do shit I’m proud of now…
I ordered my necklace and cord today, yay! NOT YAY ACTUALLY WHICH I CAN’T FUCKING SPELL RIGHT LIKE PROBABLLY, PROBABLLY. It better work. I wish I had an I-pod right now.
Psh I started on this whole tampons b.s and guess fucking what, it rocks… and I’m like saving the enviorment one period at a time, haha tmi, imginary/nosey people, I know! whateves fools.
So jacon baconator got pissed royally the other day when I talked to him cause I still had fucking delusions that marylin manson was working on alice wonderland oops. What a d-bag. I found a guy so much like him on okcupid and man was he hot. We had allot more in common though i guess. I went into the stupid comparison part and it made me sound like a horny violent asshole though! b.s. I say.
Okay so jasswhole is pissing me off when I think about how she always gets pissed about unrighteous shit when I’m with her. If I was jhon she wouldn’t care, wtf is with women. I hate us. Not to generalize, which I hate doing.
My sister keeps bitching at me to deleting my moives off our DVR (Tivo but better) I’m like BITTCHH do you really NEED more than 19 hours of shit to watch? I’ll delete them when I’m done, slut. I NEED to finish watching horton hears a who or I won’t be cool so you can just burn in bitch ass whore sister hell.
Ok so I tried to download or watch 500 days of summer but duh like it’s not on-fucking line or in wisconsin anywhere, great assholes. mothafucka okay
hmmmmm I neeed to follow my shit. I hate it that I always try to scheule my life together but just give up. at least I didn’t eat again tonight. I had 4 waffles, 3 tacos, a drumstick and a damn doughnut today… I know so fat.
We went and bought fish…. so gay. haha I picked out these sweet ass glass fish that were ppink and green (flourescent)!!!one so yeah pimp ass. I kept singing the I wanna swim like guppies song from little bill. I need cats so I can name them smudge, pudge, buddgie, guppie and bubbles. SO CUTE
I don’t want to get a job EVER. but then I do and I NEED ONE. WHERE IS MY SETTLEMENT?!?!??! psh, whateveesss, bro. okay hmmm. anything else…
I hung out with Jess and Jon all weekend We went to a water park and jon was like being the nice prob. gay dude he is. I got jealous jessica vibes though. Me and jon kept going on the same intertube on slides and jess couldn’t keep up. Then we went out to dinner in rapids with jon jess and noah who annoys the shit out of me as of late, btw. It was at perkins, duh at like 3 in da morn and then thier cards didn’t work noah bought me food. I bought my bag in between us, lol. Me and jon had so much in common and we went home to jess’s and watched coraline and haunting in conneticut. Me and jon then thought the same thing and then we made popcorn and jess was all why don’t you two get married? cause she always talks about her and jon’s marriage. JEALOUS MUCHO?
I fear I’ll never get over kyle or conor or ellen or how people hate me for no reason. I fear I’ll never lose this fucking weight or do anything useful. Whatever I’m going to go to sleep and listen to the coraline and 500 days of summer soundtracks. THE SMITHS AND THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS FTW. There’s this mechcanical lullaby, it’s so fucking cute.
