See, the luck I’ve had could turn a good turn man bad.
So for once in my let me get what I want, lord knows it would be the first time.
Please please please let me get what I want, lord knows it would be the first time.
Man I have such a crush on this Gillan kid okay the only reason I’m talking about him is because I was lazy tonight and there was a spider in the bathroom. I’m like minding my bussiness deciding wether my makeup is still sweet enough to take pics in and this little fucker… waddles? crawls… uh… tip toes…. haha tap dances (ron weasley) over to me and I’m so lazy I hairsprayed him. Of course my sister bought the flexible spray not the firm hold (useless bitch, haah) so he like starts running, stops and then starts again. I don’t know.. I just left. I felt bad after I sprayed him the first time.
cool story bro.
anyway so I avoided the WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITHOUT US speech like 4 times. It was so rad. I was like a greased up deaf guy, to steal a stupid family guy pun. I think it’s a little conceited that they think I’ll die with out them… I have other friends.
What does benizzle think of molay? I mean see in her wtf? weird
I think I still like you, but then I look at you again…. and then I think it again anyway… I hate it. I have you wrapped around my finger everywhere else… but in that one arena you call the shots. Bullshit. I’m not going to eat for you.
I don’t understand my head or being grown up. I sabotage every adult thing I do.
I’ll never succeed. I want to be president but that is out of my leauge.
Man I’m listening to simon and garfunkel, wtf.
I think I’ll put on some shorts and go kill some shit on fable.
I drove twice today and my mom chased the dog around growling at it.
I’m getting so good at driving you’d be proud.
hmmm It is really comforting to think that you know. I almost cried.
Blah I watched zack and miri make a porno and tropic thunder. I talked to mike…. he’s out of minutes, haha oh tracfones.
um… So today was funny I drove to mollys and we sat there and her dog like shit everywhere! so fucking sick I put my bag in it and she was like rolling in it! She had it on her shirt and pants and I asked her if it was chocolate like I didn’t already know. c’est tres genial. anyway hmmm…
then I was like JACOB SOS YOU SOB and he came after he showered because all molly did was like um tread my fucking anger ice and take facebook quizzes I’m like bitch I could stay home and do this! so not cool.
We drove around and cob bitched his cubbie full. wow weirdest sentance, that. we went to t bell like t hanks, lolz. okand then greise and he pushed me down and I chased him annd he was like so fast. then he dropped me and moll off like then we watched degrassi and talked. She actually didn’t make me that angry.
BUT I STILL FELT LIKE A LAST RESORT.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ TILDAS YEAH!
I HATE HOW I’M LISTENING TO REGINA SPEKTOR AND THEN ALLL OF SUDDEN THE SONG TURNS INTO A GODDAMN RUSSIAN GOSPEL, JESUS CHRIST.
/capslock
love you, where ever you are.
with a funny heart,
Caryatid
